This election has only been going on for six weeks but it feels like the longest six weeks […]

Consider the following scenario: you’re enjoying a rooftop cookout with your friends. You peel away a vaguely triangular shred of label off the bottle in your hand, the conversation around the grill devolves into a light debate about antisemitic camgirls, and as the sun dips below the horizon you wonder which if any of the people you swept right on are not bots trying to sell you antidepressants.